Aussie, Aussie, Aussie oi oi oi

Just had to share some of the new Australian government citizenship tests with you (although some of you have probably already seen them).

I still have tears in my eyes from laughing so much, but maybe they are just funnier to me now that I am living "away from home" !!??

Explain the following passage: In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo.

Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming?

What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter 'b' is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?

In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?

Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?

Alli xxx